January Wrap (it) Up: Smut, Selfies and SHADE

glitter heart crop, anasimone george SHADE, redhead in front of cock tapestry, sutil bottles heald in manicured glitter nail hand

January has been a really shitty month for me, not going to lie! It started off with some Tinder related (unfounded) legal threats, a busy couple of weeks at my (now former) job and to top it off, I didn’t get laid the entire month! Luckily there were some silver linings though…

Sex Toys

I stumbled across Ghoul Vibrations on Instagram sometime late last year. Although they make nothing that vibrates, I was intrigued by their handmade jewellery and lighter covers. As if they couldn’t get any cooler, they showed a sneak peek of a crop they were working on, and I absolutely had to have one. It’s shaped like a lollipop and filled with glitter, so I needed to have it. Their team provided me with the best customer support in the world and send me the best care package filled with a shirt, stickers and the crop.

My fave lube babes, Sutil, came out with massage oils!! I can’t wait to test them out and review them!

I did a little taste test on Instagram the other day of two of the Sliquid Swirl flavoured lubes: Pink Lemonade and Cherry Vanilla. While most thought the former was going to taste better, it ended up tasting more like Pepto Bismol than anything lemon related. The Cherry Vanilla proved to be much more accurate to its flavour listing.

The only sex toys I’ve been using throughout January have been the Doxy Die Cast and, in the late half of the month, my Eroscillator. The Eroscillator’s light touch and deep oscillations have been the only thing my vulva wants recently. I don’t use this toy a lot, but when I do it never leaves my bed.

Sizzling Sexcapades

I’ve been focusing more on making better content for my $15 Patreon tier! The Second Base tier now includes access to my private Snapchat, all the naughty pics I take AND one full-length porn video a month. I recorded this adorable date night JOI (jerk off instruction) video for January and it was so fun to make!!

I’ve also been getting some delicious requests for one-on-one cam shows! I had actually not done one up until this month. I got to play with a handsome dude during one show and an extremely sexy woman during the next! (btw I’m bookable for February 😉💕)

Enticing Events

A long-time internet friend of mine, Anasimone George, is a Toronto comedian who’s been working her ass off the last year producing SHADE, a comedy show that showcases comedians of colour, comedians from the LGBTQ+ community, and comedians who identify as women. Anasimone SOLD THE FUCK OUT of a 390 seat venue for SHADE’s one year anniversary and I was honoured to see that happen. I was introduced to so many amazing comedians and finally got to meet Anasimone in person after like two years of knowing each other online.

Fierce Femme-ness

I bought a $30 mystery bra from my girl Avery at Bettie Fatal. It’s me to my soul and so gorgeously made. She no longer offers the mystery bras, but has some amazing pieces up on her site right now!! Plus all the pricing is in CAD so if you’re in the states the conversion rate works in your favour!!

As if my selfies couldn’t get any better, I invested in a ring light. I’ve been taking the MOST fire pictures with it. I also use it for lighting pictures of sex toys and things, so it’s not just for pictures of me.

I ordered some custom press-on nails from Tres She a while back and they finally came in the mail!! I love being able to hold things and have my hands look adorable and fierce in photos! There’s been a learning curve to wearing them, but I’m absolutely in love with the long, fancy nail lifestyle.

I poached a beautiful puffer jacket from Forever 21 for $15!!!!! It reminds me of a sunset and has some similar vibes to my new website. PLUS it matches my new D3 Summer Fling dildo!

Decorating my still-in-progress room has been moving along (finally). One main piece I was missing though, was a tapestry for one of my walls. I wanted something smutty (as usual) so I was eyeing this cock cloth from Redbubble. An internet gentleman offered to buy it for me so it’s currently hanging in my room.

February Sneak Peek

Alright, so I’m way too excited about this to not share a tidbit before I officially announce it! As some of you may know, I’ve been planning the redesign of my website for the past couple months as a part of my thesis project. The past couple weeks I’ve been scheming and dreaming, setting things up for my relaunch at the end of March. So SAVE THE DATE March 24th I’m hosting the hottest party Hamilton, Ontario has ever seen. It’s going to be a big smutty dance party and you are all invited!! More details to come later this month.

Are you folks up to anything exciting this February?

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