My Wrap (it) Up this month is going to be a little short, and for that, I apologize. This past month has been one of the most stressful in recent memory, and planning my party by myself wasn’t easy. Not to mention school projects and other life things keeping me away from truly having a good month. There were some bright spots amongst the stress though…
I’m not the biggest fan of firm non-realistic dildos, but the Funkit NoFrillDo B has seriously changed my perception of what dildos my vag gravitates towards. The silicone’s firmness is tough enough to make an impact on my A & G-spots but has enough of a bounce back to allow it’s two bumps to be comfortable. And the bumps; good god. This thing had me squirting within minutes of using it, which is a rare quality amongst my dildos. Not to mention the NoFrillDo B is only $24 USD???? Amaze.
For the majority of the month, I slipped into a bedtime masturbation routine involving my Doxy Die Cast and my breast pump. I would get settled in bed with my Doxy against my clit and my pump ready at my side. After some warm up with manual stim on my nips, I would turn on and individually dry pump each of my breasts. Nipple stimulation has almost made me come several times this month, and with the Doxy between my legs, my bedtime routine became the highlight of my stressful days.
I GOT A NEW TINDER ACCOUNT. After losing my OG account in a tragic accident, I bypassed the system and used my phone number instead of my Facebook to sign up for a new account. Muhahahah. Speaking of Tinder! I’m going to be in Ottawa this week to present a Tinder workshop at Venus Envy on April 3rd!! Get tickets here.
The football cutie (who you may remember from my December Wrap (it) Up) finally visited me again late into the night after my launch party. He treated me to the sexiest massage, lightly nudging his cock into my bum as he rubbed my back. We ended up making each other come a couple of times. One of them when I was looking into his eyes as I gripped myself around his dick. I love being able to make people come inside me by just giving them a look.
I’ve been texting a new cutie (nickname: the Commander) who I met through Tinder. He’s very very good at subtly integrating kink nods into flirty texts and has made me squirm in coffee shops throughout the month.
I finally got my paws on a Juvia’s Place palette!! These eyeshadow palettes are very budget friendly for the quality you get. I got the Festival palette and couldn’t be happier with its bold colours.
I’ve been wanting to get a more permanent nail option after using press-on talons for awhile. I bit the bullet in honour of my party and got wonderful claws to match my new branding. My nail tech Linda is a fucking gem and is sex worker-friendly!! I highly recommend her at Dazzling Nails in Hamilton.
I popped into a shop near my apartment, Widemart Shoes, to see if they had any cute heels to wear for my party! Turns out they’re a store that mainly sells stripper gear, like outfits, stockings, shoes and wigs! I’m so happy I checked them out. I ended up buying gorgeous black with rhinestone stripper heels for cheappp.
Getting a HOT outfit was a necessity for me while organizing my party. Latex fashion and fetish wear have always intrigued me so I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to try it out! I commissioned Monarchy Latex, a new latex brand based out of Calgary. Although we had some difficulties, I ended up with a super hot look. I definitely recommend them for your skin tight latex fantasies.