I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: plus size sluts have it hard! Even beyond fatphobia in sex and dating culture, it’s SO hard to find cute slutty clothes to wear that fit our fat and curvy bods. Whenever I stumble upon a new IG account dedicated to hoe aesthetics, I end up disappointed when I try to add a non-existent XL crop top to my cart. LET FAT PEOPLE HAVE SLUTTY CLOTHES GOD DANG IT.
Because we need to work extra hard to find skimpy ‘fits made in our sizes, I’ve decided I need to share some of my fave slutty wears in the form of a summer lewkbook! Here’s what I’ve been rocking this season…
Red bodysuit, Forever 21 Plus // Blue jeans, Forever 21 Plus
Bodysuits from Forever 21 Plus are seriously a godsend for plus size babes! This knit one in bright red is a fave of mine, both for casual or dressy occasions, as it’s super comfortable and makes my boobs look perfect, especially without a bra. It has a cute little zipper running down the front, making the amount of cleave you want to show customizable! I match it with dark blue jeans or jean shorts, or occasionally white bottoms of some sort. Funny enough, I used to absolutely hate the colour red, but this summer it’s been my favourite to wear, as it really does compliment my ginger hair (plus allows for a great lipstick pairing opportunity).
01-800-SAD-HORNY-N’ CUTE, Cotton Candy Apparel // Light blue shorts, Forever 21 Plus
I will scream about this shirt until I die. Based on the famous Drake single’s artwork, 01-800-SAD is me to a T. It’s white, with a hot pink font, and just accurately describes my life in text form. Funny enough, I almost didn’t buy the shirt while in Mexico City, but Cheyenne said “it’s SO you!” which pushed me to purchase it. I love wearing it with light blue jean shorts, and a simple nude and soft pink makeup look. Aesthetic as hell!!
Brewski Beer Swimsuit Top & Bottom, Hayley Elsaesser // Ice Blue Roswell Sunglasses, Hayley Elsaesser // Pics by Cindy Jun
Everyone needs a reliable swim lewk, and this is the one that I’ve been extra loving this summer. Awesome brand, Hayley Elsaesser, had me back to model for their swim lookbook last month and let me keep the Brewski swimsuit I wore for the shoot. The set is extremely comfortable and fits SO well. I can go up to a 2XL for any bottoms, but for this, I fit an XL perfectly (they go up to an XXL). The XL top held it’s own too, being able to securely keep my tatas in place. The bottoms are high waisted (my signature style) but they can be folded down to show your tum. If beers are not your thang (it’s actually not mine at all haha), you can get it in a weed leaf print or a mouthy print!
Hot Soccer Mom
Bondoc Biker Short Set, Fashion Nova // Crop top vest, Forever 21 Plus
Every fat babe needs a pair of biker shorts in my opinion. These more-capris-than-anything garment are ideal for preventing chafing and sporty summer adventures. I have a white cotton pair from Fashion Nova that is thick enough to prevent any thigh trauma but are light enough to breathe well in the heat. I pair them with literally everything, but, most of the time, a low cut vest shirt from Forever 21 Plus that makes me look like a really hot soccer mom.
Goddessvan Summer Bralette in Pink, Amazon // Black Pleather Skirt, Forever 21 Plus circa 2013 // Baby Girl Gold Earrings, Hell Yeah Sweet N Sour
When any sort of queer event happens in Hamilton, I make sure my look for the evening is extra slutty. Queer nights, for me, are the best times to dress up, no matter how extra or scandalous the look, as I know the environment I’m going to end up in will be safe and non-judgemental. Last week, I attended an amateur drag show for my birthday celebrations and decided to go with what I picture to be the quintessential babygirl-night-out outfit (minus a collar). I paired a tight baby pink bralette with a pleather skater skirt to bring some edge and kinkiness to an overall rosy aesthetic. The top, from Amazon, is a cotton blend, and while it definitely feels cheap, it manages to make my breasts feel secure and makes them look fantastic. The skirt is perfect for twirling and dancing the night away. I finished the whole getup with a pink eyeshadow design, heavy black winged liner, long lashes and earrings engraved with “baby girl”.
Euphoria Bikini, Fashion Nova // Coral dress/skirt, Dakota Mae circa 2015
My ultimate summer outfit is tits and ass out. Naked, Y’all. I just love being and living in the nude. However, that’s not always an acceptable look when you’re living (or travelling) with someone, and if you need to go outside. The next best thing for me is a scandy bikini top and a flowy skirt with no panties underneath. My chosen bikini top is from Fashion Nova and is made to show off my underboob which is my favourite thing ever. Cleavage is great, but the underboob goes underappreciated in almost every outfit, so this bikini is A+. My coral skirt that I pair it with is actually a cotton backless dress, so if I need to go to a place wearing more appropriate attire, I can pull up the top to put on. This was my main look while visiting Mexico City!
Plus Size Tie-Front Crop Top, Forever 21 Plus (online exclusive) // White shorts, Forever 21 Plus // Custom flower crown, Luna Matatas
It’s important to have a fancier look in your slutty wardrobe. One that you can pull out for gay dance parties, or maybe a friend’s fairy themed birthday. I pulled out the gay fairy look for my friend’s Adam & Steve’s Dessert queer dance party, which turned into a surprise engagement party (congratulations babes!) I had to go all out, so I wore a full white outfit (short shorts and a flowy top) paired with rainbow makeup, glitter and a flower crown. Bitch, I was a midsummer night’s dream.